I hoped she didn’t think it was sarcastic –My Christmas gift to poor one legged Cilla.
“An artificial leg!” she cried, “Fantastic!”
“Aw shucks,” I said. “It’s just a stocking filler.”
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About Me
- Peter Goulding
- I work in a warehouse which as you can imagine is very stimulating. I follow Shelbourne FC and football in general. Happily married for over 20 years to Monica with two great no-longer kids, Louise and Neil. I mainly write humorous verse but have written serious verse, a book of essays, a novel and a biography. But still can't put up a shelf.
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Great. Reminds me of the joke that's lost it's way, really, since Paul McCartney got divorced(apologies if you know it):
"Did you hear what Paul McCartney got his wife for Chistmas?"
"No."
"A plane."
"A plane??"
"Yes. And a Ladyshave for the other leg."
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