Thursday, December 17, 2009

The perfect Christmas present

I hoped she didn’t think it was sarcastic –
My Christmas gift to poor one legged Cilla.
“An artificial leg!” she cried, “Fantastic!”
“Aw shucks,” I said. “It’s just a stocking filler.”


Rachel Fox said...

Boom boom!

Bill said...

Great. Reminds me of the joke that's lost it's way, really, since Paul McCartney got divorced(apologies if you know it):

"Did you hear what Paul McCartney got his wife for Chistmas?"
"A plane."
"A plane??"
"Yes. And a Ladyshave for the other leg."